Off to The Isle of Wight festival on Thursday

Well sadly no Jimi Hendrix or Hawkwind at this coming Isle of Wight festival,
but hopefully lots of happy people having fun will be the highlight,

the security at this festival is basically one of the tightest,
its the Islands Police with quite a few dogs,
there are amnesty bins if you get pulled up,
but your going to have to squat and wave your bollocks at some nasty to get in,

luckily i have a decent vac pack machine and the bag of sugar(mixed with coffee)
will pass through unseen with a bit of hash in,
never put stuff in shoes,never take weed,never get caught :)

sadly smoking weed at these UK events means your tents going to be robbed/raided,
an invitation really for the bouncers to nick your money and anything else they find.

nothing more irritating then listening to some decent Reggae chap sing about smoking
but you know your going to get jumped on as soon as you light anything fun,
the vape catridges are just coming on the scene here
so thats a little rest bite until the Police/security wise up.

If i can help before i go then please pm me :)
otherwise im back 12-14th
(depending if im naked in a field still trying to find my tent)